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melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit
my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me
by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024
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bruh moment

a bruh moment is a term when someone does something stupid like spending three hours doing somthing only to realize youve been doing it wrong.
guy 1: bro I just had a bruh moment
guy 2: what did you do my dude
guy 1: I spent like half an hour doing math
only to now realize ive done it completly wrong
guy 2: bruh
by egghoe69 September 20, 2020
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bruh moment

when u experience a big L or oof size large. Could include getting nae nae'd.
My therapist said that we call what I went through a traumatic experience, not a bruh moment.
by xSilentFire March 2, 2020
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Splenda moment

When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.
Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”

Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022
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nig moment

when someone does something that only a nigger would do
by saul_nig December 9, 2022
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Latin Moment

A moment full of Latin! (can maybe give you some credit if you're lucky)
One amazing Latin genius used a whole person as his latin moment because their name was a latin word!
Teacher: "Does anyone have a latin moment?"
Me: "Yeah when I was watching tv they said (something in latin)"
by Harvard’s Dictionary December 4, 2021
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Eli moment

Eli moments are a subset of memes that are horribly unfunny, mostly consisting of stuff from dedicated "dank meme" Instragram accounts and subreddits such as r/dankmemes, r/funny, and r/holup.

The reason they are called Eli moments is because when Unfunny is encoded to base64, the letter E is found. When Stupid is encoded to base64, you fine L, and when Nobody Cares is encoded to bas64, you find I.
That meme about bugs bunny was such an Eli moment.

Bro the top post for the day on r/dankmemes is such an Eli moment
by texxte June 16, 2022
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