13 may

people born on this date are baf bitch who need love and attention because they are single

what date is today?

it is 13 May

oh it's my friend's birthday. I need to go say hello her

by uuuwahwhatahottie November 24, 2021

Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them. watch out this beast likes to pull hair!

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw that’s just Ellie mai.’

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021

May 14

National booty pic day.

Hey bro it’s May 14 did your girl send you a pic of that massive dump truck yet?

by Big_chungus_ May 14, 2024

Har May

A intelligent and mysterious guy with a lot of positivity

When you meet Har May you will definitely love your life because he brings joy and peace around you.

by AphroditeLadySeashellBikini November 21, 2021

May 18th

National booty pic day, send your so a booty pic🫣

Omgg yk what day it iss, its May 18th
Okayyyy give me a minute

by Caleb__021 May 18, 2022

No Make-up May

Girls can’t wear make up in the month of may

Sort of like no nut November.

“Hey Susie have you heard of no make up may?”
“NO MAKE-UP MAY MEAN NO WEARING MAKEUP IN MAY!”

by Hobyjoby December 1, 2019