stop licking my tits

Much like "stop busting my balls," this phrase is used to show slight annoyance at ones actions.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you look like a pile of garbage."
Guy 2: "Ayyyy, stop licking my tits!"

by I3EA5T June 5, 2016

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Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

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Tape those tits up

To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.

"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.

by Donny mallox August 15, 2017

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Two fingers, add the tit.

Two fingers, add the tit is a double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like Two fingers, add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 27, 2022

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lagging my tits off

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.

Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!

by Thorntor September 28, 2014

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