drugged out in life

When you take drugs when you aren't supposed to, and that defines you for the rest of your life.

He really got into the 60's. One could say he drugged out in life.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

living the cactus life

Unliked by most, notorious for being a Prick. douchebag

No one wanted him at the company party since he was living the cactus life!

by concrete-angel December 19, 2018

hot life guard

I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu

The hot life guard at pointe Hilton

by Hot life guard October 21, 2017

pre-life crisis

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

dylans sex life

another word for abstinance

dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?

ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 10, 2017

low life chaser

Person ( male or female) who is attracted to scummy people.

"Man that Jackie is really into scumbags."
" Yeah she's a real low life chaser bra' a regular LLC

by Ribbone May 6, 2018

feels life man

Deep talks with your bro but no homo its just Feels life man

Feels life man, Feels life man....

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018