Ghost Fart

when a fart sneaks up on you and just when you think its ok to let it rip,you shit your pants...

"honey whats that running down your leg?" GHOST FART!

by joejustice April 25, 2011

shitty fart

Same as calling someone shithead.

Max: Yo i was jacking off and my parents caught me and i said i was just playing

Rodolfo: Man u a fucking shitty fart

by Rodolfo San Juan January 19, 2004

fart-knocker

someone who fucks someone while they relieve themselves of anal gas

that guy is such a fucking fart-knocker.

by billy and the g string quartet April 11, 2003

Steggles Fart

When you go to Kentucky Fried Chicken and purchase an aptly titled 'Deluxe Dippin' Meal', and end up with enough grease in your system to sink the Titanic. Subsequently, you expel noxious gases into the atmosphere the equivalent of a Sarin gas attack.

"We'd just knocked over a KFC Deluxe Dippin Meal when Matt ripped off the world's ultimate Steggles Fart - so we had to evacuate the restaurant"

by rocco bastardian March 4, 2008

Shotgun Fart

When you fart, and breath it in through your nose, and walk up to someone and blow it in their face.

I'm gonna go shotgun fart in her face... Haha...

by HaitiHater January 19, 2010

Sparrow Fart

Common phrase, especially in UK/IRL. A small, propeller-driven commuter flight.

When we flew from Chicago to New York they put us on a sparrow fart...

by dhawk1 May 18, 2011

chocolate fart

When you fart and some liquid poop comes. You then smear the liquid poop into your underclothes.

Dude1: Ah, dude, I just had a chocolate fart!

Dude2: I hope you're wearing underwear.

by deepspace10 December 4, 2010