Face Crabs

When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.

Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat

His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!

by ShitRipper December 4, 2010

Envelope Face

When somone with bushy eyebrows makes an angry face, it looks like an envelope.

"Don't scrunch up your face like that, someone might mistake you for an envelope face!"

by Mazzoid December 26, 2005

mushy-faced

That look on one's face after waking up, similar to that of a baby or of a puppy after waking up, just not quite having that awake yet look.

Hey, did you just wake up? You look mushy-faced.

by DrewK June 11, 2006

face burn

Face Burn: Much like the term Burn! when Person calls burn they then move their hand from the top of their face to the bottom, while saying burn, or faced, or face burn.

The palm starts at the forehead and ends with the fingers and the chin. commonly used to make fun of the person being insulted.

seen in the movie Cabin Fever

Dr mumbo, Whats he a doctor of?
OF BEING A DOG OOO FACED!

You like apples?
Yeah.
Well i fucked your sister how do you like them apples
FACE BURN!

by Lemackbl January 17, 2008

schnig-face

A person who whines frequently about stupid things of little or no consequence, and often times does it in a high, annoying, and weak-sauce voice.

"That dude just told me he is angry because he dropped his jacket on the ground. He is also refusing to pick it up. What a complete schnig-face."

by Puppy Dog 1 January 24, 2008

playdoh face

One who's face looks smashed or pieced together as if you were playing with playdoh. Uneveness of the face.

"That slut has the most uneven, huge nose I've ever seen."
"That bitch just got a playdoh face."

by Terahhhhh April 21, 2008