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poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation
Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”
by mysterytwo January 15, 2018
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swampy meat sack

a swampy guy who smells like swamp { Swam-p}
by steverguy the steesh sta July 24, 2016
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Meat is off the bone

Describes something good, derived from really good meat being cooked so well it falls off the bone.
Person 1: “I just scored tickets to see Gin Blossoms!”

Person 2: “Nice! That meat is off the bone!”

Can also be used in the negative.

Person 1: “My dog just died.”
Person 2: “Sorry man. That meat is not off the bone.”
by Palmer Johns October 6, 2022
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Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.
by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020
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Bolivian Meat Grinder

A very unique sex move which is performed right before sex. Before the man gets it on with the woman, he politely asks the woman if she is comfortable with such intimate and demanding activities. If she says yes, then copulation can begin. If she says no, the man will heed her words and copulation will not begin and instead begin suggesting other things they can do, like play a video game or watch a movie.
Guy 1: Yo, I used the Bolivian Meat Grinder on Sophie last night!
Guy 2: Woah, I've never heard of that one before! How did it turn out!
Guy 1: Sohpie said that she wasn't really feeling like it, but that she would probably be interested tomorrow because it would likely be a stressful day at work for her. After that, I asked her if she wanted to see Titanic, and she said yes. So we watched it while cuddling and eating ice cream.
Guy 2: Dude, that's soooo hot! I should try it with my girl.
Guy 1: Fantastic!
Guy 2: Bodacious!
by UsefulInfoBeing September 14, 2018
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Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth
i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now
by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020
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dj lil meat

dj lil meat tweets about cum also ass AND titties
by chimkennuggetgorl January 29, 2020
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