Thomas

thomas is the type of guy to live his life like he doesnt give a fck.

he cant handle bare minimum and girls that are having emotions.

he is in love with women 10 years older than him and makes aliexpress emorap about it to post on soundcloud and show everyone his forced deep voice.
and calls himself a first class demon.

person 1: Look at what thomas posted

person 2: dont put it on it gives me war flashbacks.

by fancykitties February 25, 2024

thomas delaney

A midget ugly kid who is 4’2 and has a ton of pimples on his ugly ass face and stopped growing

"Look at Thomas Delaney!"
“Goddamn he’s a fucking midget, when will he ever grow"

by Quintin Delanyous February 25, 2024

toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

by mangojam 11 March 9, 2024

Thomas

is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

Thomas, is a tank engine, who lives at a big station on the island of Sodor

by EthanTheEngine7 March 12, 2024

Thomas flyswatter

bug hater

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰

by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024

Thomassophobia

An intense fear of English singer-songwriter, Thom Yorke's, ass. Particularly when he is sopping wet, hence it sounds like thalassophobia

He has thomassophobia, don't let him NEAR the MTV Beach House performance.

by Thomlvr March 25, 2024

Thomas

A hot sexy asian who does his work and helps his friends

I love kids they are so much fun is what thomas says

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024