Penis Sweller

A girl (or guy) who gives a guy an erection.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick's a penis sweller!

Guy 2: Who? RuPaul?

Guy 1: Yeah, why?

Guy 2: ...That's a tranny.

Guy 1: ...*retches 5 times, than pukes for 30 seconds* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Guy 2: ROTFLOL!

Penis Sweller by SSBSfanboy December 24, 2010

Penis Toad

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.

Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....

Penis Toad by Je12619 July 12, 2012

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Penis Envy

One man's obsession with another man's accomplishments. As in, "Donald Trump is so obsessed with President Obama's accomplishments, most notably his Nobel Prize and the ACA, that it must be penis envy."

Donald Trump has such penis envy for President Obama and his Nobel

Peace Prize, that he had someone nominate him for the prize.

Penis Envy by WateBaby July 26, 2019