dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma

If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones

by jumpstart912 October 26, 2022

piss pojke

isak

Man 1: look over there it's the guy
Man 2: yeah that's isak, the piss pojke.

by Elbotio October 28, 2022

Strawberry Piss

When your PP has blood innit

Joe was peeing out blood so we took him to the hospital, The doctor said he had a condition known as Strawberry Piss

by LtBeast October 30, 2022

piss kink

idk someone likes pee alot

my gf has a piss kink so she asks me to pee in her alot….

by horn knee 24/7 November 1, 2022

piss bitch

A: Someone who is a salty asshole.

B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.

C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.

A-
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"

B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.

C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."

by thesmartguywithbigbrainsandnut November 5, 2022

Piss in my cooler

A slang expression in English that means “kiss my ass”. Legend has it that it was first invented by Party Marty from Brandon FL while in New York City trying to understand the Spanish phrase Besa me cula.

He tried to talk me down on the price but I said “piss in my cooler”.

by AebyBaby November 8, 2022

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022