Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.

"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"

by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009

face burn

Face Burn: Much like the term Burn! when Person calls burn they then move their hand from the top of their face to the bottom, while saying burn, or faced, or face burn.

The palm starts at the forehead and ends with the fingers and the chin. commonly used to make fun of the person being insulted.

seen in the movie Cabin Fever

Dr mumbo, Whats he a doctor of?
OF BEING A DOG OOO FACED!

You like apples?
Yeah.
Well i fucked your sister how do you like them apples
FACE BURN!

by Lemackbl January 17, 2008

stunt face

The homeless man's stunt dick. The stunt face takes care of all the acting/oral in a porn movie before the stunt dick takes over for the money shots. Blest with a handsome face, but small wiener, the stunt face is forced to gnaw his way to fame.

If Tom Cruise (Top Gun, Cocktail) and Gheorghe Muresan (former Washington Bullets star, My Giant) were cast in a porno, Tom (the stunt face) would read the lines about delivering the pizza with extra sausage or whatever and then eat the woman out in a few tight close ups. Then, using movie magic, Gheorghe would step in to sexify the woman with his larger boner and proceed to blow his love juice on her face and chest. You'd never know two guys were in the movie if you watched it at full speed and skipped all the bonus extras on the DVD.

by Surrealistic Pillow June 17, 2009

Envelope Face

When somone with bushy eyebrows makes an angry face, it looks like an envelope.

"Don't scrunch up your face like that, someone might mistake you for an envelope face!"

by Mazzoid December 26, 2005

cunt-faced

Denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and wankered

I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.

by James Gaffney December 1, 2004

Face Paste

Facial Products.

"Like, OMG Susan, she uses pounds of face paste, its totally hot."

by KillFace Deadlips January 29, 2009

petal-face

A fungul-disease that manifests itself in spoilt childern (usually private school childeren ) who has little to no knowledge of the way the world works. this is due mainly to being wrapped in cotton wool from an early age.

other symptons include:not knowing the name of drugs. not knowing what drugs are. being dissapoving of alchahol. being a mummys boy small penis, etc...

Alex is a right petal-face, he reckons that credit crunch is a cereal.

by fanofbombaysaphire January 16, 2010