Social Double Dutch

Verb | so·cial | \ˈsō-shəl\ | dou·ble | \ ˈdə-bəl \ | \ ˈdəch \

social double dutched; social double dutching

1. The act of hovering in social situations, waiting for the right time to include oneself in a conversation. Akin to the physical sport of "double dutch" or, jumping of two jump ropes rotating in opposite directions simultaneously.

2. A tactic often used by socially awkward people (usually men) in order to initiate conversations with strangers in a social setting.

This weird dude was social double dutching for like 5 minutes at the bar tryna talk to these girls about Star Wars. LOL.

by Yung Nihilist December 28, 2017

Double jump nut

When you jump and then nut to jump higher

Similar to double jumping in Mario but you nut instead

Kid 1: yo our ball is stuck up on the roof
Kid 2: I got got you all I have to do is double jump nut

by Crill March 9, 2020

Double Hit and Run

When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.

Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!

by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020

double wall bang

When you get fucked against a wall TWICE!

Person 1: What happened to you?
Person 2: I got double wall banged

by CommitDeletus June 28, 2020

Double Florida Panhandle

Combining the act of 69 with anal fingering of both parties involved.

Yo Jenny did we just invent a new sex act? This isn’t already on urban dictionary... yup, it kind of looks like a Double Florida Panhandle from this perspective.

by Florida mananal August 8, 2020

double stuf whoreo

When a guy wears a strap on and fucks a girl with the strap on in her ass and his dick in her snatch.

Girl: what did you get at the grocery?
Guy: some milk to go with our double stuf whoreos.

by Dollaslyce April 20, 2017

Stinky Double Blow

When a person is sitting on the toilet having a shit and someone sits in their lap to recieve the shitter's cock in their ass. Double blow refers to excreting shit and blowing a load in someone's ass at the same time.

I was horny for some ass and ready to take a shit, but had minimal time before work so I called my girl into the shifter for a Stinky Double Blow.

by UmmmNuts? September 17, 2017