Peen Cake

When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water

“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”

by The most smooth peen April 5, 2024

Cake

Dat robust ass

Person one: Do you know Keltzy?
Person two: Like Keltzy with that cake CAAAAAKE??

by Bennettforsenate February 28, 2019

tuby tit cakes

(of a person or animal) having a large amount of excess flesh

Tuby tit cakes can't catch the ball

by 3oru28'uwe'[o[ej[o132qiuj November 12, 2018

cakes and candles

An ironically cooler way to say Happy Birthday

Sadie: it’s Aisha’s birthday

Maddie: Cakes and Candles Aisha, T-up

by T1yotT January 23, 2024

catty cake

catty cake is cake which has the head design of a cat. it is a term created by Moriah Elizabeth is one of her video it is a tall cake and a really beautiful one.

I want catty cake on my next birthday.

by RHEA GUPTA June 11, 2024

Cake Smushing

The sexual gratification of cake sqaushing with feet or posterior.

She didn't get her thrills from big cock John... instead she gets off on a bit of cake smushing.
That black forest gateau never saw it coming!

by Qhwan August 11, 2021

creamy cake

Somebody who swings both ways

"Shut up yew fuckin creamy cake"

by malfunction March 10, 2014