by Sugarspiceanseverythingnice May 10, 2022

When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.
For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-
by GenericEgg June 28, 2024

"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
by Bleddy Drills February 14, 2021

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.
Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020

by darkness842013 July 18, 2020

by gorillabard June 11, 2020
