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wet his ass

Killed or shot some one
Man I just wet his ass up at the store now he on the news.
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Wet DJ

When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.
For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-
by GenericEgg June 28, 2024
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Wet Year 7

a year 7 who thinks their hard and listen to OFB SJ and Year 11s make them cry
"Yo fam these man move year 8 innit, now who these man"
"who's this neek fam mans gonna shank you up"
"Wasteman shut up you wet year 7"
(Year 11 pushes the Year 7 and makes him cry)
by Bleddy Drills February 14, 2021
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wet snap

A wet snap is a snap I that is not a dry snap. One that has feelings and/or emotions conveyed through the snap.
Nikolay: oh my god. Mark just sent me a wet snap!!
May: omgod really ?! What did he convey ?!?!
by Sourplumyes October 13, 2022
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Wet Splats

Wet Splats usually occur after a long weekend of junk food indulgence with the majority of occurrences happening between 1:00- 2:00 am on a Monday morning.

People who experience Wet Splats will awake to sharp, intense stomach pain that will send them running to the bathroom grabbing and clenching their arse. Once your cheeks hit the cold toilet seat, you won’t need to push hard to feel the Wet Splats exit. All of the fatty food and spicy nachos you ate will come out in a brown watery form and splash all over the parts of the toilet that don’t have water. On the rarest of instances, you anus will burn for the rest of the morning from the rapid discharge caused by your Wet Splats.

Once you’re all cleaned up, you might need to scrub the insides of the toilet.
Wow, those Wet Splats were intense. I might not be able to fall asleep again after that.
by Father Jerry September 15, 2020
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Wet Squirrel

In the midst of passion, a man urinates on a woman with a bountiful bush.
Right before my monthly waxing my man gives me one epic wet squirrel.
by darkness842013 July 18, 2020
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Wet Wink

When a man shoots cum into his own eye either during sleep or intercourse.
I had a wet wink last night. When I woke up I couldn't open my eye!
by gorillabard June 11, 2020
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