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water maintnence

The only winners of CJ Bikkurim

They go around all day in coordinated outfits squirting kids with water guns and telling you to drink water on the hottest, most active day of the summer.

If a kid dies from dehydration or something it’s their fault. Luckily that never happens though so water maintenance always wins, except for the year they accidentally ruined green teams plaque.

Everyone wants to be water maintenance as water maintenance is loved by all whether they are telling you to drink water or preforming their iconic interpretive dance at the end of the day.

Whenever they pass remember to drink water and chant, “Water Maintnence” either the accompanying hand motions (make a w then an m with your hands)
Look water Maintnence is coming by

“WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap Clap clap clap* WATER MAINTNENCE *clap clap. Clap clap clap”

Water maintenance is the only real winner of bikkurim

When I’m a counselor I wanna be water Maintnence
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Dog Water

When your complete ass at something...
Mel: Have you seen twilight??
Bryan: yup, that shit is dog water
by DooDoo_Balls August 4, 2021
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Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.
Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"
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hotdog water

hotdog water is whats in bottom feeder carts the worst of the worst. It is pure pesticides and toxic heavy metals. It tastes like chemicals and gorilla ass.
nigga 1: aye bronem you want to hit this
nigga 2: fuck no I aint hittin that hotdog water thats fucking gorilla ass
by urmumlikedick August 7, 2021
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Moon water

Moon water is what it is called when two men find a pig, take it to a field , strip naked , and happily sing the “ABC’s” to it while they balance on a tin can and the pig circles them both - under a full moon .
Hey Danny, we going to moon water tomorrow?

That moon water the other night was beautiful!
by Justthatdude August 8, 2021
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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.
by GayAssAlfred August 18, 2021
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