mexican camping

When a Mexican family goes camping next to the border so that they can illegally cross it the next day

Jose and his family went to go Mexican camping so that the can cross the border the day after

by XxDjango UnchainedxX July 27, 2016

Mexican Pizza

Mexican Pizza
When a Mexican or Latino man hits that pussy so hard and obliterates it to a pizza

Oh my god, yesterday JL hit my pussy so hard he turned it into a Mexican pizza

by "Queen S" June 28, 2018

Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.

A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022

Mexican Yoghurt

1. Jizz; semen.

2. The jizz filled sample of yoghurt mixed by Mr. A. Garcia in New Mexico and given to a shopper in a grocery store on January 25, 2011, making both Mr. Garcia and the yoghurt sample temporarily famous on The Smoking Gun, etc.

Woman: "Damn, this recipe calls for a tablespoon of plain yoghurt and we ran out yesterday."

Man: "Can you use Mexican yoghurt?"

by le chacal February 27, 2011

Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022

Mexican blindfold

When a girl is giving you a blowjob, you grab your nutsack and stretch your ball skin over her eyes.

Mike : Hey Joey how was your night?
Joey: Great I have a girl a Mexican blindfold !

by Dirrtylarry February 10, 2023

Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.

Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.

by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018