Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021

May 19

National Send Nudes Day

A day where you send nudes to the people you love.

Guy: “it’s May 19th and I’ve been waiting for this day all year”

Friend: “sure bro, just give me a sec”

by your judgmental dog May 18, 2024

May 14

Gimme head day

please give me head on may 14

by hcjhchcjcjc May 10, 2023

Paige May

A Paige May is a brown eyed, brown haired rejection machine. She likes to string a Josiah along because he said something stupid. A Paige May is also a nice and caring person and has cool voice (she bakes well too).

"she rejects Josiah's like a Paige May"

by Josiah Levi August 15, 2019

may 20th

slap any grace in the face no matter what and they can do anything about it!

person 1: “hey grace do you know what day it is?”
grace: “may 20th! aka my birthday of course”
person 1: “nope! national slap grace day!” *slaps*

by daddycumlord6954 January 21, 2021

May 5

Cristina’s birthday

The day the most wonderful person was born

May 5 : National holiday.
Crissi’s birthday

by .....Crisi..... May 5, 2021

My Mai

mai is the type of person to steal your heart with in seconds, without a thought your whole heart will be filled with her. she's absolutely gorgeous, smart, has the best humour and will be the person you click with almost instantly. she has the most beautiful soul ever that you could have sworn she's an angel. where you look, everything will remind you of her, her gorgeous eyes, loving smile, comforting laugh and her as a being. mai is the person you take home to meet your mom. every moment you spend with mai you'll realize how much you keep falling for her charms over and over, she has such a way of words she'll send you to the moon and back. if i could get mai anything in the world, i wouldn't know. because she already has all my love and my whole heart. mai is that one person you pass by and never stop thinking about. there is no way to define mai. If you were to define all of her amazing traits you could keep going for years, because her amazing traits never have an ending. if you have a mai in your life, your heart will always be full of her. mai i love you! 난 인생자체보다 널 더 사랑해 :3

my mai is the most special girl in the world

by jayisformai December 23, 2023