calm your life

calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.

"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"

"Calm your life!...We'll make it."

by calianony2 December 28, 2009

living the cactus life

Unliked by most, notorious for being a Prick. douchebag

No one wanted him at the company party since he was living the cactus life!

by concrete-angel December 19, 2018

Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.

*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"

by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015

drugged out in life

When you take drugs when you aren't supposed to, and that defines you for the rest of your life.

He really got into the 60's. One could say he drugged out in life.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

Ferg my Life

When you're already having a bad day and a horrible song comes on the radio to further sour your mood.

Ugh. I hit horrible traffic this morning, spilled my coffee and to make matters worse, "London Bridges" is on the radio. Ferg my life!

by Eric Busta October 11, 2011

hot life guard

I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu

The hot life guard at pointe Hilton

by Hot life guard October 21, 2017

casual life shitting

When you've become so close with someone that you can shit on each other's lives without anyone taking offense.

My brother and I are so close that casual life shitting has become completely normal in my house.

by pegasus1231 May 14, 2014