by Mike Oxtasty May 1, 2020
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Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”
by Fleatings May 8, 2020
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While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.
by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020
Get the the calming dutchman mug.The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS
Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game
Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac
noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked
by jawspinner September 28, 2020
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Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever”
Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever”
by CallOfDutyPlayer8 December 9, 2020
Get the Call Of Duty mug.A game series featuring some of the best games (BO2, WAW, MW1 2 and 3) and some of the worst (WW2, BO4), made by a group of companies (sledgehammer games, treyarch, raven) under one behemoths supervision (Activision) Until Activision decided enough was enough and pretty much started making the games later down the road. (bo4 im looking at you)
Mike: Hey, what's your favorite Call Of Duty game?
Kyle: Oh definitely WW2, who doesn't like that game?
Jeff: I will fucking kill you.
Me: The best is arguably BO2.
Jeff: Yessir
Kyle: Oh definitely WW2, who doesn't like that game?
Jeff: I will fucking kill you.
Me: The best is arguably BO2.
Jeff: Yessir
by JynxIsTheName December 9, 2020
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