Douche Flute

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.

The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.

by Lucky 12 April 27, 2018

douche flute

a item used for vaping

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"

by pissinonmyass July 09, 2019

Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction

She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute

by StinkyJay January 16, 2025

Douche-Fog

The art of internationally and without consequence gaze at your cellphone inside the movie theater while the film is playing.

"Looks like he's got a case of douche-fog."

by Chudgypub January 03, 2017

Douche Old

How a douche bag can look older than they really are.

How old do you think that guy is? Kinda young?

Maybe, he likes like he could be douche old.

by microk December 15, 2010

The Douche Finger

The index finger held up by douchebags in pictures

"Wow, he was holding up the douche finger in 50% of his profile pictures. What an ass."

by tttttttttttttom May 12, 2015

Douche Mecca

The Apple Store, mecca to hipster douchebags everywhere.

"Look at all the pilgrims to Douche Mecca today."

by NonPC Fox October 14, 2016