Water

Water, a liquid made of purified God-sweat. Consumed by many (from rich to poor, animals and even your favorite cartoon characters!) in attempts to grow wings necessary for becoming a water fairy.

Water, in a sink near you today!

Person A: man I'm thirsty, got any water?
Person B: sure! *points at toilet*

by feedmealready October 14, 2020

mcburger water

that nasty tasting water

“dang man that water fountain in the history hallway taste straight like mcburger water”

by gorillagripbooty October 15, 2020

water bottl'd

The act of putting in a water bottle in your ass, and/or vagina. Only point made to prove how big your holes are.

That woman just water bottl'd herself and managed to walk around.

by truckem September 18, 2012

water wednesdays

The act of drinking only water on the 3rd day of the week to prevent wieght gain. usually practiced by overly socially aware teenage girls.

Girl 1: what are you eating tommorow?
Girl 2: nothing its water wednesdays

by Rey1119 November 28, 2012

warm-watered

homoiohydric (having the capacity to adjust or achieve water content in tissues or cells).

Some plants are warm-watered.

by uttam maharjan December 23, 2012

Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.

You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.

by veggiegator August 1, 2013

dutch water slide

A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.

Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.

by Aezkalie October 20, 2013