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Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"
"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."
by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022
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He Walked On Water

He wore starched white shirts buttoned at the neck
And he'd sit in the shade and watch the chickens peck
And his teeth were gone, but what the heck
I thought that he walked on water
Said he was a cowboy when he was young
He could handle a rope and he was good with a gun
And my mama's daddy was his oldest son
And I thought that he walked on water
And if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Well, he tied a cord to the end of a mop
And said, "Son, here's a pony, keep her at a trot"
And I'd ride in circles while he laughed a lot
Then I'd flop down beside him
And he was ninety years old in '63
And I loved him and he loved me
And Lord, I cried the day he died
'Cause I thought that he walked on water
But if the story was told, only heaven knows
But his hat seemed to me like an old halo
And though his wings, they were never seen
I thought that he walked on water
Yeah, I thought that he walked on water
by Gothic Miscreant October 19, 2025
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Water Manger

A: "Dude your mom is such a water manger"
B ":("
by geotongdru September 14, 2023
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Salt Water Sautle

The punishment or end behavior you get for being a scene stealer in meme, movie, television or real life or video games, phone calls, email and etc.
A salt water salt water sautle

is an actor or actress or real people and etc who draws more attention than other actors in the same scene. They may do this through talent, charm, or artifice.

Randolph got her start in theater and has been a scene-stealer in numerous films and TV shows".
by Smoothie8girl February 28, 2025
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Watering the Lawn

When in missionary and you pull out. Urinate on the bush and you are now watering the lawn.
I was watering the lawn last night, still can’t get the stain out of the sheets.
by Mr. Veggie July 18, 2020
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mozilla water pistol emoji

CALL THE FUCKING COPS HE HAS A MOZILLA WATER PISTOL EMOJI
by amogusreal69 January 5, 2022
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water

guy 1: i have a bath tub full of drugs
guy 2: how much
guy 1: 1 dollar
guy 2: that cheap what is it
guy 1: water people are addicted to water
by thanoses mom April 16, 2020
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