Chi Town God

Likes nothing more than good shoes. Seriously. GOOD. SHOES. Get the best shoes and he'll nail you.

May I purchase those shoes, please?
CTG - NO, GET GOOD SHOES. G-O-O-D-S-H-O-E-S!

by Hi. March 21, 2004

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say i swear to god

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.

Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)

by TwanDiggity August 10, 2005

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so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him

if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means

by Jackie December 20, 2003

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Talking to God on the big white telephone

Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.

Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!

by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009

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