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wet socks

the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
person 1:ugh here comes wet socks

person 2.oh god
person 3. looks away everyone
by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019
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southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015
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Get wet

A slang reference to “wet work” in the present but referring to a future time in which one may either be involved in below or related activities similar to “learning to get wet”.
(wet work (uncountable) (euphemistic) Covert assassination performed by government operatives. (by extension) Work within a gang or organization that involves killing or attacking people, for assassination or intimidation.)

“Ima chill in scarbs and see if things get wet”

“Wet work, got the kitchen stanking.” Weezy
by Yool336 May 22, 2021
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Wet bag of chips

adjective.- When someone, or something is undesirable, and disappointing in a disgusting manner.
Statement : Did you know Mazie Hirono is so successful, but unmarried?

Response: Oh that "wet bag of chips?" That is no surprise to me at all....
by KRAFTWAVE February 13, 2025
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Ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck

Crab names for a band fraternity by name of 5DP (5 deadly plagues). (They had to do the kappa donut to join)
Ballsweat: *talks*
Master Hightop Long Neck: Shut up ballsweat, im wet, gabby, cry cry, midget suck
by Class-Clown78 March 2, 2025
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Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.
Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.
by SuperSocial December 22, 2013
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Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality
Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage
by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021
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