slapping the mongoose

violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.

I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 May 17, 2018

Slap the bass february

Its the most important thing to do in february

Damn I gotta slap that bass it's slap the bass february

by Fasolakis September 30, 2020

Slaw Slap Redemption

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.

Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

by Tyler_Derby_Tittyslap January 17, 2016

bap slap

When a man slaps his penis against a woman's breasts

Take off that bra and let me give you a bap slap.

by Mimsical May 30, 2017

Happyness Slap

same motion as a high 5 but only can be used when there was no previous happyness and now happyness is present.

Jay: im pretty bored what you wanna do?
Pat: lets go drive around with a saw mask on scaring people.
Jay: yes! -happyness slap-

by patted star November 27, 2009

drunk slap

A slap on a drunk man's face to sober him up.

he is going crazy, may be he needs to get drunk slapped.

by Elton848798 June 4, 2012

Half slap

A shot performed in the sport of hockey where you take a slap shot, but only winding up a small amount. Great for getting off a quick, hard shot from the slot.

That kid has a sick half slap. You don't even know when it's coming because his back swing is so subtle.

by SeeEss October 28, 2012