dick slap

Grab your dick and slap her with it. She’s ready now.

Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.

by TheSadGoober December 9, 2019

quarter slap

To shove a roll of quarters up ones asshole, then continually slap the hole until it opens up inside of them while yelling 'JACKPOT!'

Dude, I totally just quarter slapped my wife last night, she loved it

by Quarter Slap July 26, 2016

slapping the bishop

To expose your package and touch it inappropriately, especially in public.

Pee Wee Herman got arrested for slapping the bishop at the adult theater.

by Ken Seabury July 23, 2018

Cobra Slap

The act of deep charm of the Cobra snake and you wake up to being slapped on the face by a snake charmers dick

Nathaniel was talking about snakes so I hit him with a Cobra Slap

by Randomd2slave July 12, 2025

google-slap

To render someone shocked by images in

a search engine.

Teacher told us to put "the birth of Jesus" into the search engine & I got google-slapped before I got to the Jesus part - yuck!

by Morgiesut August 10, 2017

SLAP

acronym for Sounds Like A Plan

Carl: Hey Rick, Mike and I are goin to watch a movie tonight. Are you down?

Rick: What movie?

Carl Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 3

Rick: Alright SLAP, I'm down

by noel32818 June 18, 2023

Trunk Slap

When your girlfriend and/or wife is post sex cuddling and you roll over and whack her in the eye with your penis.

"She looked so peaceful, so I trunk slapped her!"

by Rezelka August 23, 2012