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Kasimir Piss Battle

A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.

Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“

„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025
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pre-pissed

Being in a mental condition where anything bad happening triggers an angry, agitated response.
Watch out for Sally, she totally seems pre-pissed today.
by Tom Carbon OG April 3, 2021
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Piss

To get an ok sleep
Girlfriend: "how'd you sleep tonight?"
Me: "piss"
Girlfriend: "what the fuck"
by WINGNUT4444 August 29, 2021
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Piss Nozzle

A nickname for a guy that has 2 brain cells. He thinks he’s a fucking genius when he’s far from it. Idk if I’ve ever met someone as stupid as fucking piss nozzle. You prolly got the shitty nickname for a reason. He acts irrationally, does a lot of drugs, and pisses his pants every night after the bar. He can be seen flirting with a dirty 4 at any party or function and his wife will probably leave him because everytime she comes home he’s got the liquor bottle in one hand and an 8ball he spent his whole paycheck on in the other hand.
“Hey have you met the guy over there flirting with that hideous girl?”

“Yea he introduced himself as PISS NOZZLE and then 30 seconds after we met asked me if I wanted to bump a line in the stall
by DOUCHEFLUTE_USER May 2, 2022
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Piss

Australian slang for alcohol, especially dirt-cheap mass-produced low-quality beer, rampantly consumed by bogans.
Patron: Oi m8 can I get some Western Australian piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Swanny D or Bush Chook (Emu Export)?

Patron: Actually nah m8, got any Queensland piss?

Barman: Sure m8, Four-X or Great Northern?

Patron: Yeah nah m8, but I'll defs take some Victorian piss

Barman: Sure m8 here's a pint of VB

Patron: Aww fuck yea cunt

Barman: No worries m8
by StrayanDoc August 20, 2022
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Piss and shit challenge

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A challenge for the most ballsy people
Just completed the piss and shit challenge, and it was riveting.
by Pyro 😎 August 18, 2021
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