Cyclops Penis

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019

corvette penis

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.

Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2013

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

by sex educator November 16, 2011

penis music

Please give examples of penis music!

penis music

by Krkič January 10, 2022

Jimmy, that's not a penis

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

penis whistle

n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.

"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"

"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."

"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"

by Jai' Hodge January 2, 2006

Penis eye

1. An insult, similar to fuckface or dickfuck
2. A medical condition - a male sex organ (penis) grows behind the occular lens, thus replacing the eyeball with a penis.

1. Sopton, you're such a penis eye

2. Herbert had to get an operation to fix his penis eye

by Jackson Keighley September 7, 2005