Penis Lump 

A ridiculous growth on your person characterized by: obnoxiousness, ignorance, stupidity, and lameness.
Not capable of having legitimate sex.

Did you hear she is a penis lump?

Penis Lump by El Jefe Double Play con CSUN December 3, 2010

penis gargle 

When your penis gargles a liquid and spews it everywhere.

When I stick my penis into water it penis gargles

penis gargle by Big ole smarty pants February 11, 2015

penis envy 

Penis envy:

A man who has a small penis.

Lots of men suffer with penis envy.

penis envy by ἀλήθεια December 22, 2017

Penis tangle 

When you and your boyfriend, have hawt steamy butt sex your penis may get, tangled thus resulting to humilation for you need help!

Bill your penis is hawt, so is yours Jim. You know we should touch them ya! Mmmmm WOW WTF!!!! THERE TANGLED, EWWWWWWW DUN Dunn dunnnnnnnn, you got PENIS TANGLE.

Penis tangle by Alex Fargnigger September 15, 2007

penis weasel 

greatest word ever. used by lauren, autumn, and katie. used to fill silence during awkward moments.

"****silence****"
"penis weasel"
"yeah"

penis weasel by lauren :] March 28, 2009

penis packer

like fudge packer but more offensive

hey you penis packers get back to work

penis packer by MarMyd June 29, 2007

penis wrikle 

the wrinkle on a guys penis when they get old

the woman: omfg!! what i that
the man: what is what?
the woman; that!!! on ur penis
theman: o that? thats a wrikle
PENIS WRIKLE

penis wrikle by ashley,. July 15, 2009