The dirty hipster had cotton candy scented douche juice in his douche flute bellowing clouds of smoke to defend his virginity
by Boleym October 12, 2018
Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.
by vanern August 3, 2021
Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.
by vanern August 3, 2021
by _majestical_testicle_ July 26, 2018
by Jeff "the rock" Johnson July 12, 2021
A hickey left on you by a douche that breaks up with you via email the day after receiving the stamp.
by Babardouchebaginator May 15, 2010
Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.
by unseeliekin August 19, 2014