The Chocolate Theory

This theory states that the chances of survival of a long distance relationship are directly proportional to the couple's resistance to a midnight craving for chocolate and patience to wait for it till the next day.

I SO wanna have chocolate right NOW! I'd suck at long distance relationships courtesy the chocolate theory.
I think I should end this relationship. Last night's urge for chocolate, chocolate theoried my relationship. (verb)

by iamawesome41 December 23, 2011

grabbing a chocolate bar

semi-offensive term :

for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/biracial/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

if you are not a Don Juan,do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma July 11, 2014

chocolate stout

when a someone inserts a funnel into her or his ass. then pours a beer into it. she or he then pulls out the funnel and then sprays the beer all over you and or friends.

we paid a stripper at a party to give us a chocolate stout

by dolceglr September 22, 2013

chocolate stargazer

the moment of indicision with your dick in your hand JUST before a committing to anal sex.

i wasn't sure if i should go there...i was a chocolate stargazer for a moment, then thought 'ahhh - what the hell...'

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

Chocolate Cake

Chocolate cake (n.): a person’s ass that’s completely covered in liquid shit, causing it to look like a chocolate cake.

Person 1: “I really want to eat some chocolate cake.”
Person 2: “Bruh, you are one nasty motherfucker, deadass.”

by Boogeraids Poopybutthole March 12, 2023

italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 May 17, 2014

california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014