One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.
"Hey Tyler"
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
"Yeah"
"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."
"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"
"Richardson, actually."
"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."
"Well said, good Sir."
by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009

by desilu1 March 25, 2010

Erwin: Hey bro, did you already wash my car?
Rommel: It's all in the bag bro, don't worry about a thing.
Rommel: It's all in the bag bro, don't worry about a thing.
by Erwin Rommel Felix November 11, 2007

by Dick Fitzwell March 2, 2004

referring the readiness/level of intoxication of an individual who will be securely placed within a large hockey bag unbeknownst to him. The said individual will usually be a friend/roommate who is a character of diminished mental faculties, one of smaller stature, and who is alarmingly inebriated.
Dan: Hey, is Drake bag worthy yet?
Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.
Dan: Good, that should do the trick.
Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.
Dan: Good, that should do the trick.
by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007

by walkitoutdougie February 18, 2012

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
