anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .

Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"

by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017

Anal Sis

When you say a word too much that it becomes it's own word. Saying Analysis while on a marijuana-induced procrastination spree results in the following: Anal Sis. It refers to the act of either giving or receiving anal and then calling up your sister to tell him about it.

Yo, the wierdest thing happended last night, I had anal sis!!

by spicymayobootyhole345 May 21, 2020

anal asault

When you sit down on a seatbelt or hook and it goes up your ass.

I sat on a hook the other day, it was proper anal asault mate

by Mamamiji May 22, 2019

Anal blindage

A phrase you when you don’t plan on coming into work or school and giving a “medical reason”

John: hey boss, I don’t think I’m going to come in tomorrow I have anal blindage

Boss: I’m so sorry to hear that John, what’s anal blindage

John: it’s me not seeing my ass coming in tomorrow.

by Mnm930 May 2, 2025

Anal CV

A curriculum vitae listing a jobseekers sexual credentials, written in an erotic, yet professional tone to show sincerity when seeking sex based work.

I’ve applied for a job in one of Amsterdam’s most prestigious boudoirs by submitting my Anal CV, which will surely put me head and shoulders above the other applicants!

by blocknine July 12, 2023

Anal

Its when you are having an affair with someone and you stick your horse meat chalupa inside of their fucking asshole and proceed to go at it.Ik its actually fucking disgusting and the men that participate in anal most likely have crabs if they dont wash their balls well

Gary:Imma stick my shlong in your anal hole
Cindy:Ok daddy

by Sasugay uchiha May 2, 2021

anal turbulance

When you fart so idk I can't think of anything funnier then round goodness...idk what do you think... (I think it's shit)

Turn up the anal turbulance on this bifch (referring to explosive diarrhea)

by Tottles May 29, 2019