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It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
by 🐺 May 1, 2019
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Schrodinger's Idiot

Someone who says really stupid things, then decides whether or not he was joking based upon the reaction of people around him.
Guy 1: I'd love to visit Africa

Guy 2: what country?

Guy 1: I just said, Africa

Guy 2: that's a continent idiot

Guy 1: I... I know that, I was only joking.

Guy 2: you're a real schrodinger's idiot
by The Beckster215 April 22, 2020
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She's no moon

1. femme fatale;

2. hot girl who you don't want to get involved with, who you know is trouble, but whose presence is so strong you can't avoid being drawn into;

3. as in Episode IV of the Star Wars saga, when the Millenium Falcon is approaching what is left of Alderaan, Han Solo points out to a "moon", in which Ben Kenobi replies "That's no moon". They are then caught in the tractor beam of the Death Star, realizing their initial curiosity had led them into serious danger.
Guy 1: - "You know Vera? She's hot but she's trouble."
Guy 2: - "Yeah, man. She's no moon."

Another guy: - "Watch out for her, dude. She's no moon."
by chillaxingdudes December 4, 2010
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maciek's girlfriend

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.
Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today
by macieklover221 November 26, 2020
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Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad
by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018
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Bowser's Big Bean Burrito

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.
But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?
by PrimeBox99842 December 12, 2020
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