When no matter how many naked anime waifu videos, jpegs, gifs, or Tik-toks you watch, you stay fiending like the horny humping red rocket wiener dog you are. Hence, you DON'T GOT THAT DAWG IN YOU.
Wow! Matthew is SO down bad. All he does is watch videos of naked anime girls or tik-toks of girls shakin that booty. He is definitely down bad. How cringe.
by MowMao January 21, 2023

by yiyyickygyickygjust wants a May 9, 2018

by Bigzaddyzay September 16, 2021

Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s sneakers.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 1, 2025

to have a bad time is to cause someone else's misfortune and can alert yourself to be noticed be particular people and other things to have a bad time is to bring yourself to burn in hell
by Sans undertale... July 25, 2021

by Ganyu October 9, 2021

Noun.
Rebel. Reject with style.
"The mold is set, and the frame is pulled, the cookie is baked. This one is wrong, refused to conform by nature or choice. It is tossed aside; a bad cookie is made.
The imperfect rebel. Outcast by idealists, smeared in the name of the quintessential. Called unworthy. Undignified. Damaged. Dismissed by the high-minded.
Yet the Bad Cookie does not crumble, it stands in defiance —wayward, unyielding, and unafraid to challenge the perfect gloss of the world. Eccentric and the odd cookie gone wrong. Extraordinary. Offbeat. Irregular. A curiosity. An oddity. An omen. No apologizes. The dare. The rebel. It’s the storm on the horizon."
Used in: As used publicly by Bad Cookie Brand - an independent fashion label that channels the "bad cookie" ethos into rebellious apparel, mythic storytelling, and unapologetic chaos.
Adopted from: phases and uses are used in everyday use and works by the author that created the phrase and defined the meaning of bad cookie and will be in soon to be published novels, throughout many works, in the near future.
Rebel. Reject with style.
"The mold is set, and the frame is pulled, the cookie is baked. This one is wrong, refused to conform by nature or choice. It is tossed aside; a bad cookie is made.
The imperfect rebel. Outcast by idealists, smeared in the name of the quintessential. Called unworthy. Undignified. Damaged. Dismissed by the high-minded.
Yet the Bad Cookie does not crumble, it stands in defiance —wayward, unyielding, and unafraid to challenge the perfect gloss of the world. Eccentric and the odd cookie gone wrong. Extraordinary. Offbeat. Irregular. A curiosity. An oddity. An omen. No apologizes. The dare. The rebel. It’s the storm on the horizon."
Used in: As used publicly by Bad Cookie Brand - an independent fashion label that channels the "bad cookie" ethos into rebellious apparel, mythic storytelling, and unapologetic chaos.
Adopted from: phases and uses are used in everyday use and works by the author that created the phrase and defined the meaning of bad cookie and will be in soon to be published novels, throughout many works, in the near future.
by VerdantSeahorse September 4, 2025
