wet link

a sneaky link you can't get out of.

Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.

by yaznot July 9, 2021

Wet high five

after a long day of stroking pecker and rubbing flaps your hands often get pretty greasy, thus giving us the “wet” portion of this masterpiece. the high five comes in in an unexpected way to say the least. after work upon clocking out you head to the bathroom where you let out a hard earned days worth of piss, you groan a little and honestly a little cum trickles on out as well. as you flush you see a hand rise above the divider between urinals, a hand looking lonely, in need of a quickie, you lift yours to match the height of the hand and quickly finish it off. leaving a silky glaze over the poor innocent hand. you have just done a wet high five.

I gave your mother wet high five last night.

I feel no remorse.

by steelo47 February 19, 2024

wet bathmat

Brown guy

I don’t want to have sex with you as you smell like a wet bathmat

by Booner 106 May 8, 2019

wet blanket

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands

I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning

by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023

Wet Dry wall

A narcissistic partner in a relationship who takes care of a naïve person who doesn’t know better

He’s such a wet dry wall dating a girl who’s never been in a relationship

by Hzhsjshdudbdv February 10, 2022

Wet Hamrag

After cutting ham, wiping up the ham juice with a towel

Imma slap u with my wet hamrag

by WRiPSTER July 11, 2017

Wet

Wet Is used in the DMV,D.C. Region

In the streets as a compliment Towards objects,

Or anything that's considered desirable.

1.) Them Jordan's that just came out wet .
2.) That new car cuz just brought wet as shit.

by Royal L aka dmvshawtyonthebeat September 30, 2020