cooter monkey

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.

Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

click monkey

A person or persons who organize flame or spam wars upon a website that has somehow offended their point of view.

A Click Monkey's ultimate objective is to shut down a site's server(s) by inundating it by quick and repeated log-ons (thereby clicking "enter" and "exit" in such a mindless fashion that "...a monkey could do it."

Man, those "Lost" fans didn't like what that blog said about Evengeline, so they kept flaming it with hits. They totally organized the click monkeys, and shut 'em down!

by lajonc October 10, 2006

Sky Monkey

When a couple, usually a man and a woman, are both high on heroine during sex. As the woman is on top of the man giving oral sex, the man ejaculates so much that he causes the woman to choke and gag.

Bob: Oh man, last night, me and my girlfriend were on so much heroine, that when she was blowing me, I sky monkey'd her so bad! She was on the ground choking for so long!
Adam: Woah bro, at least you didnt give her a amish plow!

by Timmy C November 30, 2007

spandex monkey

Term I like to use to mock rowers and rowing. A spandex monkey = a rower, because he or she is most likely a monkey-like creature who wears spandex to race.

Me: Hey, spandex monkeys, how did the stick-pulling competition go!
Spandex Monkey: Great... Now I have a shiny object to play with

by CrazyLock June 24, 2004

bitch monkey

A very dry monkey. Also, something extremely dry.

This ham is drier than a bitch monkey, y'alls.

by ATOT March 14, 2004

monkey president

Our STUPID ASS PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH. he is a texan monkey that needs to kill himself.

bye.

BTM(big texan monkey): OO AAAA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL OO AA YA'LL

im gonna kill myself now

bye.

(big monkey president died)

PARTYY TIMEE!!!

by jamieeeeeeeeeeeeeelovesmaya January 4, 2008

runny monkey

The runny monkey is when you take a monkey about 1.5 feet in stature. Once acquired a monkey of this size you have sex with its asshole as hard as you possibly can stretching it out and eventually killing it. Once the monkey is dead you hold it up above your head and squeeze all of the shit, blood, and guts into your mouth and drink it.

My dog's asleep so I might just opt for a runny monkey.

by RJH 3 January 18, 2008