bischof syndrome

the quality of using the bischof minute, which is usually about 20 minutes off standard time. causing the person to be always late. or to let things unfold without caring. usually in situations like carpooling, they rarely give a straight answer.

"you've got the bischof syndrome, you can't even be on time."

friend: "so do we have a drive to the movie?"
bischof syndrome person: "ah...do you have a drive to the movie?"
friend: "you said you could drive us!"
bischof syndrome person: "just dont worry about it, it'll work out"

by peter blumbkin eater November 27, 2007

Tracy syndrom

The condition of being a pathological or compulsive liar.

That girl is always making up stories; she definately has Tracy syndrom.

by TippySmurf November 5, 2017

THPS Syndrome

T.H.P.S. (Tony Hawk Pro Skater) Syndrome is when someone playing a computer game explodes into a fit of rage when they feel they have been cheated out by the console (time has expired/score not achieved/game freezes/any other reason)

Dude: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGHH!! F**K!! &%$%*£*& DIE YOU PEICE OF S**T!!! AAAAARRRRRGHGGHH!!!

Dude 2: Whats with him??

Dude 3: THPS Syndrome

Dude 2: What?! Why is he smashing his 360 to bits!??

Dude 3: He almost completed Through The Fire And The Flames on Expert but the game crashed on the last few notes.

by Mr P Flex July 19, 2010

short timer syndrome

The behaviors that kick in when you are about to leave something, usually a job. There are two facets, one is that all of the little crap that you've been ignoring and tolerating starts driving you crazy. The other is the idea that you're leaving anyway so you can get away with anything.

The accountant with short timer syndrome was thinking about wearing flip flops to work during his last two weeks before starting a new job. And the short timer in Ann Arbor, about to move to Buffalo had to resist the urge to strangle all of the smug half-wit aging hippies.

by franmarta March 22, 2013

Matt Smith Syndrome

When you're watching matt smithas the eleventh doctor of Doctor Who, and you fall off your couch and your panties fall off from seeing matt smith in screen. Most often occurs because of Moffat and the scene in "closing time" where the doctor is holding stormy and telling him not to cry.

Person 1: I was so sick last night while watching Doctor Who.
Person 2: what was wrong?
Person 1: I was suffering from Matt Smith syndrome.
Person 2: you were watching "closing time" weren't you?
Person 1: yeah...

by MSDWfreaks April 14, 2013

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.

Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.

by Obvious57 November 15, 2012

Bindi Irwin syndrome

When a child is a show off and is as annoying as Bindi Irwin (daughter of the Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin). For those of you who don't understand the level of annoying that is Bindi Irwin it's sort of like when a kid acts like an over enthusiastic adult and act like they know the answer for everything. The child could possiblly have an over exaggerated and obnoxious laugh that makes you want to smack them in the face.

Child: I KNOW ALL ABOUT ANIMALS. I'm a grown up, I know everything blah blah blah blah blah blah! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person: That kid has Bindi Irwin syndrome

by PyroYourMother December 25, 2010