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trust no one

the fact that everybody is a snake and you can't tell anybody anything bc then they'll go tell some one else and soon, everybody will know, therefor you cant trust anyone. The ppl you thought were your friends, they a snake ass lil bitch jus tryna use u.
Just trust no one and you'll be happy, bc even that one person you've trusted forever will turn on u.
trust no one by 408badddie December 20, 2017

slip one past the goalie 

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.
Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

Real one 

A real one is a friend you can count on.
"Didn't she walk down the hallway four times to find her friends computer, plug it in, find her jacket, and make it back outside before the end of the school day?"

"That's what a real one does.
Real one by Broke one January 14, 2017

Wanna One 

Monster rookie. Kings. Everyone loves wanna one! #WannaOneForever
'what's wanna one?'

co wannable; "A monster rookie, kings"
Wanna One by dwlmr June 1, 2018

sleeping with one eye open 

'Sleep with one eye open' is usually used as a metaphor in a sentence. It basically means being very cautious, careful or attentive.
The peddler was sleeping with one eye open. He was shocked, as he heard footsteps approaching him. He looked quite frightened.

you had one job 

Response to failing to do the one and only thing you had to do. This is told, either in a disgusted, mocking, or angry tone to people, animals, inanimate objects, and anything else that fails to complete the simple task for which it was designed.
A way to express total fail, epic fail, especially when the one job was very simple.
To a cheap park bench that broke while I was sitting on it, "You had one job, park bench!"
To an accountant who was fired for inaccurate computing of business records. "You are supposed to be an accountant, right? You had one job, Sandy."
To a friend about my broken down car, "Damnit, it had one job!"
you had one job by Wwerker October 13, 2014