Horsecockery (noun):
Blind, full-volume confidence applied to a terrible idea — executed with maximum effort, zero self-awareness, and no regard for reality.
Not stupidity… stupidity with intensity

“No belt, no spotter, no clue — just raw confidence and elite-level horsecockery.”

Horsecockery by Horsecocking January 12, 2026

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the horsehoe

an open air drug market in south boston, massachusetts. local youths gather here and drink beer, pack plug, smoke angel dust, and sell narcotics from march-november

kid:guy im goin the horsehoe tonight theres gonna be a big party
guy: fuck u better be strapped
kid: i will, but p and 6th closes at 11 so hurry

the horsehoe by mosslynch February 15, 2010

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Urban Horseshoes

A popular game in which a player attempts to toss plastic six-pack rings covered in bird seed around the heads of pigeons.

There are way too many pigeons around here. What say we play a game of Urban Horseshoes and see if we can cut down on the population a bit?

Close only counts in Urban Horseshoes and Alka Seltzer handgrenades

Urban Horseshoes by Link Larkin March 1, 2011

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pubic horseshoe

The minimum amount of hair you must shave on lady parts to avoid pubes in teeth scenario during oral.

Is the area that is most likely to come into contact with a male mouth, in the shape of a downwards horseshoe.

Cor that bird last night had a right old hairy beaver, but it was alright as I found she shaved her pubic horseshoe!

pubic horseshoe by Sazzy J October 11, 2012

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