african fish market

a common misconception of the words "Abercrombie & Fitch model" when you or your phone partner has a shitty phone service *cough* AT&T *cough cough*. usually the same reason to blame disconnects in MMO games.

Brian: hey dev, did u see that new Abercrombie & Fitch models application in the mail for u?
Devan: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?!?!?
Brian: uhmmm, what's so funny. u know u applied right?
Devan: wait, did u just say African fish market?
Brian: *enunciating* ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODEL
Devan: oh, well.... FUCKING AT&T?!?!?
Brian: o son of a bitch i know right, i was playing WoW tonight and we were raiding KZ when i got effin' DC'd mid-aran gawd...
Devan: ... y do i even bother *click*
Brian: hullo? ... hullo?... *wrist*

by out like a sukkah' March 4, 2009

2 Friends 1 Fish

A pornographic internet video, in where 1 friend is receiving a blowjob from a fish that is repeatedly being thrusted back and forth by a 2nd friend while the 3rd friend just records.

Friend 1: “Aye bro you need to watch this”
Friend 2: “What is it?”
Friend 1: ”It’s 2 friends 1 fish”
Friend 2: “Is this like 2 girls 1 cup?”
Friend 1: “Not really”
Fish: “…”

by Foxhoundx12345 December 19, 2019

gutted like a wet fish

gutted like a soggy fish
when one is very upset and feels they have been torn apart or gutted like a wet or soggy fish is.

"I'm gutted like a wet fish Dave, i lost my new cascada c.d"

by ehehehehehehehe December 9, 2008

Poison Dagger Fish Hook

Poison Dagger Fish Hook is when youy doin somone the dog position and finger there ass getting it dirty and Hook that finger in the corner of there Mouth . Getting the wILD RIDE

Mate Poison Dagger Fish Hook that Bitch last night and she give the mean as ride just hang on

by FleshDevice October 20, 2010

Box you like a fish

1 shotting someone in a fortnite 1v1.

Bro i'll box you like a fish in a 1v1.

by Fortnitegamer231 December 24, 2020

fish fingers and custard

if something is fish fingers and custard it is disgusting,horrible,mingin.ect

your face is sooo.. fish fingers and custard

by lollen99 May 18, 2009

fishing for boneless brown trout

to take a shit, or numerous shits

My stomach hurts so I'm gonna go fishing for some boneless brown trout.

by The dude May 1, 2003