A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
Get the Douche Canoemug. Sunglasses worn by people inside. A popular concept among the "frat" community who wear them around their necks on "frat straps" or douche bands. It is a sign of an inflated sense of self-worth and insinuates low cognitive ability. People who wear them applaud idiotic and moronic deeds.
Normal person- "woah look at all those idiot frat boys with their douche bans on inside. How stupid are they?"
Frat boy #1-"I'm going to punch the wall for fun!"
Frat boy #2- " better put your sunglasses on, it's so bright in here you might get permenant eye damage."
Frat boy #1-"I'm going to punch the wall for fun!"
Frat boy #2- " better put your sunglasses on, it's so bright in here you might get permenant eye damage."
by 23carlos19 October 28, 2013
Get the Douche bansmug. pronounced "do-shay" a double entendre word. Response to an insult meaning, you're a douche, but also, touché, you got me there.
A friend was making fun of me and got a good insult in, so I replied, "douch-e." He was unable to reply because the only appropriate response would be "douch-e."
by jackalopianforlife November 4, 2011
Get the douch-emug. A douchebag capable of moving or being moved readily when the right girl catches his eye, or opens the conversation with I’m here on business, but I have homes in Dallas, New York, and LA.
by Peaceloveunity September 15, 2018
Get the Douche Mobilemug. The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.
by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016
Get the Phantom Douchemug. Synonym of "douchebag" coined by politically correct tumblrites who found using "douchebag" as an insult misogynistic, but failed to realize that it's the "douche" that connects the term with women, not "bag."
"He's totally a douchebag but I feel like using douchebag as a term to label people as jerks is insulting to women so can we call him, I dunno, a douche canoe instead? Thanks."
by G-Dale November 26, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. by shaolinwarrior February 10, 2010
Get the Douche Spinnermug.