When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.
by ritzcracker June 2, 2006
Get the Dirty Dukakismug. A sexual manuever preformed by inserting a sperm-soaked finger into your partners anus and thrusting forcibly.
by Clyde Donovan August 10, 2007
Get the Dirty Denhammug. While making sweet, sweet love, the woman slides her hand down your back into your rear pocket and strokes your ass cheek while you finish. The next day, you wake up to find that your wallet is gone.
Tom: How was she last night?
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!
by for_the_finish October 19, 2011
Get the Dirty Belarusianmug. by Dirty Sarah April 16, 2020
Get the dirty Geraldmug. What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
by Citizen X August 22, 2008
Get the dirty blanketmug. A man who strikes up a conversation with a lesbian through a dating app with a sports question instead of hitting on her. And scores the date
by Awe.some.girl April 16, 2020
Get the dirty theodoremug. “What did you do lastnight Brad?”
“Oh I had some pizza and did a real nice Dirty Cedric before going to sleep. Didn’t you get my video?”
“Oh I had some pizza and did a real nice Dirty Cedric before going to sleep. Didn’t you get my video?”
by birdshitt_ April 17, 2020
Get the Dirty Cedricmug.