Dirty Belarusian

While making sweet, sweet love, the woman slides her hand down your back into your rear pocket and strokes your ass cheek while you finish. The next day, you wake up to find that your wallet is gone.

Tom: How was she last night?
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!

by for_the_finish October 19, 2011

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dirty mira

A girl who is jacked as fuck and twists her mans dick until he gets an indian sunburn (aka salt and pepper.)

Damn you got a dirty mira last night? Ur dick must be destroyed!!

by localtrompet April 21, 2020

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Dirty Dukakis

When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls eyebrows.

After having anal sex, the man gave the woman a dirty Dukakis.

by ritzcracker June 2, 2006

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Dirty Rael

The act of giving a homeless man oral in his living quarters/ place of retreat.

Can be done anywhere the homeless man chooses to reside such as the woods, alleyway, abandoned school, etc.

After giving the hobo a Dirty Rael, I rinsed my mouth out with pond water.

by HiQualiti April 25, 2020

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Dirty Denham

A sexual manuever preformed by inserting a sperm-soaked finger into your partners anus and thrusting forcibly.

"Honey I'm ready to take our love life to the next step. Lets try the Dirty Denham."

by Clyde Donovan August 10, 2007

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dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

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