While making sweet, sweet love, the woman slides her hand down your back into your rear pocket and strokes your ass cheek while you finish. The next day, you wake up to find that your wallet is gone.
Tom: How was she last night?
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!
Bob: The sex was amazing, but she pulled a Dirty Belarusian on me. I can't believe it!
by for_the_finish October 19, 2011
The art of letting your pug eat out your pussy while listening to Elton John and eating strawberry wafers dipped in funfetti icing.
by Aarounch April 16, 2020
I wish the guy that sets in the cubicle behind me wasn't such a dirty junior and took a bath once and a while.
by black3925 October 19, 2006
What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
by Citizen X July 26, 2008
A girl who is jacked as fuck and twists her mans dick until he gets an indian sunburn (aka salt and pepper.)
by localtrompet April 21, 2020
Sweet &Beautiful
Funny a real Gem
Will Rock your World
Bootyliscious
A Diamond in the Rough!!
Naughty but nice!!
Funny a real Gem
Will Rock your World
Bootyliscious
A Diamond in the Rough!!
Naughty but nice!!
by Dirty Doreen February 29, 2020
To cut the string on your banjo (circumcise one's self) in the act of sex and then proudly announcing it to the public.
by LVL2 March 29, 2020