cat random sprint

Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.

the cat random sprint.

by pussy cat December 2, 2016

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Emotional Cat Mail

Blackmail - Bribery

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage

by Towlie00 December 8, 2018

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lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.

"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."

by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018

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kitty cat fever

The intoxicating effect brought on by the mystique and wonder of the personalities, movements, behaviors and attributes of the common house cat.

Ryan: Hey we’re all headed out for drinks tonight, are you down?

Brad: Sorry my guy, my cats asleep on my lap and every time I move he’s stretchin’ out his lil’ feets. I just can’t get up, I’ve got a serious case of kitty cat fever.

Ryan: What?

by ol nigga jim February 4, 2019

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cool cat bob

cool cat bob is the holy figure that ended bobby 's(bobby bot for short) life with one blow and stopped thanos because thanos is allergic to cool cats . you are smelly

cool cat bob will kill you on fortnite

by not bobby ;) February 11, 2019

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