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cat random sprint

Does your cat run at an enormously fast speed and bounce off of the couch? No need to fear. Your cat, who can run up to 31 miles per hour, is just exercising! Most house cats have an extreme amount of energy that gets pent up and needs to be released. If you're not regularly exercising your kitty, you may want to start "playing" or walking him to avoid random sprints through the house.
by pussy cat December 2, 2016
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Emotional Cat Mail

Emotional Cat Mail - A cat using blackmail to its advantage
by Towlie00 December 8, 2018
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lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018
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kitty cat fever

The intoxicating effect brought on by the mystique and wonder of the personalities, movements, behaviors and attributes of the common house cat.
Ryan: Hey we’re all headed out for drinks tonight, are you down?

Brad: Sorry my guy, my cats asleep on my lap and every time I move he’s stretchin’ out his lil’ feets. I just can’t get up, I’ve got a serious case of kitty cat fever.

Ryan: What?
by ol nigga jim February 4, 2019
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cool cat bob

cool cat bob is the holy figure that ended bobby 's(bobby bot for short) life with one blow and stopped thanos because thanos is allergic to cool cats . you are smelly
by not bobby ;) February 11, 2019
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Boo honey cat

This is what you say you you’re cat when it’s being too sweet
by Birdie Birdiekins October 6, 2019
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ur cat a bat

Probably the worst insult anyone has ever used, it was found in the depths of earth and used only when someone uses bad insults
Person 1: ur sister a mister
Person 2: ur cat a bat
World: *explodes*
by godispasegottgott May 19, 2018
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