Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."
*Child walks in the room*
Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."
Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
*Child walks in the room*
Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."
Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."
by Neoterist February 09, 2012
Relying on anal stimulation to reach an orgasm while being unable to reach it through any other kind of sexual stimulation
Jack: "Michael has anal reliance"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"
John: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Jack: "He can only finish his deeds by stimulating his prostate"
by MinervaI April 02, 2024
When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .
Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"
by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017
Dark Anal is when you shove your big cock into a womans baby forcing to go all the way through out the mouth into her moisty pussy
by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 14, 2021
by Dumble.doubt.dat.ass November 06, 2015
by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 04, 2016
When two people kiss mouth to mouth, and you insert a long anal bead chain into one persons asshole, to go out of the mouth, into the other persons mouth, and out their asshole.
by Willsmithspapa420 October 03, 2024