wet stick

wet stick means everything. stupid, simp, whatever you want it to

“i made them a playlist”
“ugh you’re such a wet stick”

by ilovecheese6969 July 20, 2022

wet rishi

a “wet Rishi” is a sex move where a tiny prick is struggling to remain upright covered in water while offering impossible guarantees of a good time.

friend1: what did you do last night?
friend2: we tried having sex in the shower but he kept pulling a wet Rishi, so we gave up and watched TV instead.

by brexitbritain May 23, 2024

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 18, 2023

Wet hair

When you are washing your hair and a drop is sliding on your back right in your butt.

When my dad is washing my hair, I always get wet hair.

by nameless person622 December 13, 2017

Wet Turtle Cream

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

by Orange Kookaburra September 03, 2022

wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 18, 2024

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 18, 2024