piss wringer

Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.

Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.

by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023

piss ant on a sugar cube

A person who undertakes an activity or action in an overly hyper-active, frantic manner.

He ran through the store like a piss ant on a sugar cube

by anonymous February 5, 2023

hard piss

when your piss is frozen and when you do the thang your piss becomes crystallized and stuck to your dick

dude I just had a hard piss

by mistersanchez344 September 17, 2019

Pissed Off Dragon

when after sexual intercourse with a partner you take a shit in their back and smear it all over their body

man me and amy did a pissed off dragon last night and it was awesome.

by Psyclouse March 9, 2022

goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.

“I gotta take a goon piss.”

by GoonPisser April 26, 2024

Pussy Piss Baby

A pathetic person who sleeps too much and is ugle (typical male)

He is such a Pussy Piss Baby

by Averysmallcatinaverylargebox April 8, 2024

piss on a brick

When you're so angry at bricks that you piss on them. It can also be when you just really gotta pee

I'm so mad I'm gonna piss on a brick

by Lolo581 December 6, 2017