Taco towel

When you need a wet wipe so you dip TP into your wet whisker biscuit first

Son-Hey mom did you buy paper towels? I just had ribs.

Mom-I forgot but let me get you a few taco towels

by Chuck DingleBerry February 9, 2023

Taco Hands

The faint, pleasant scent of lime, cilantro, and fresh onion that stays on your hands, even after washing, after you eat delicious tacos. AKA "Taco Fingers"

Let's go get tacos for lunch, so we can have taco hands for the rest of the afternoon.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt February 9, 2023

Taco

A dimwit who is afraid to even set foot in an athletic arena who lives in his Mommy’s basement where he struggles with his latent homosexuality and addiction to autoeroticism. Often unable to spell even monosyllabic words due to spending all of his time trolling the internet looking for bottomless pictures of Timothée Chalamet

Don’t pay attention to anything that guy says, he’s a Taco. In fact, you should probably say a prayer for him. Every night he cries about how awful his life is, and uses the tears as lubricant for his masturbatory addiction. Just pray the internet doesn’t run out of twink porn or he may go postal.

by LetsBeHonest5 February 16, 2023

Backdoor Taco

When you're penetrating your man, but imagine you're with a woman

It wasn't gay, I just used hi backdoor taco

by Focused Fingerers February 22, 2023

Taco burger

Definitely one of those perfect muffs that looks like a hamburger patty but once you get inside you still find a tasty taco.

That chick had the best manicured Taco Burger I've ever had the chance to devour

by John D. Rockefelon November 1, 2023

Taco Bell

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!

Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."

by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

Clit taco

its where you take the vagina of your female partner preferably one with a fat meaty big pussy and fold her pussy meat, clit between your tongue like you are folding ingredients between a taco to where your tongue is the taco shell and her vagina and clit is the taco meat, the clitaco baby

jim: dame john wtf were you doing with claire last night I could hear her screaming from the room ontop
john: ohh sorry I was really working her pussy eating it out clitacoing her she busted 9 nutz on my face shit was crazy
you should learn the clit taco

by jack221 December 19, 2023