Chocolate Forest

The sexual act of a woman, or man, licking a man from his anus, across his guch, over his testicles, to the tip of his penis. The end result being feces laced through the hair of the man's pubic region, thus the name - Chocolate Forest.

Man 1: Dude, remember that chick from last night?
Man 2: Yeah, that slutty blonde in Daisy Dukes?
Man 1: Yeah, her. So I took her home last night and she started to suck my dick. Then outta nowhere she takes a stroll through the chocolate forest!!
Man 2: Sick!!

by Trevor3433 March 10, 2010

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Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”

“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!

by Libdill August 27, 2021

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chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

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Belgian Chocolate Croquette

The act of rolling one's bowel movement in a batter and deep fried it.
The candy shouldn't be left in the fryer for more than 1 minute in order to keep the center soft.

It's the winter alternative to the Kentucky klondike bar.

She slammed those Belgian Chocolate Croquette in her dick hole like there was no tomorrow.

by Godelieve Van De Putte August 05, 2021

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