Simp

What Kirsten is but won’t admit it.

KIRSTEN is a simp. Period.

by Xxchaseatlanticxx March 24, 2022

Simp

I guy who chooses girls over the boys

Jordyn ditches the boys on Friday night to take a girls shift who doesn’t even know his name and works till 3 am.that is a simp

by Tanglyhaddock September 11, 2021

no simp gc 2020

this group chat is full of 4 amazing people named jack,gaby,leslie and cesar they are always there for eachother

omg i wished i had a group like no simp gc 2020
omg same they’re so kool

by jlcgaby December 6, 2020

International Simp for Gravy Day

On March 12, the world gathers together to worship and praise, and most simply simp, for the one and only Gravy. Gravy is a world influencer and today is the day he’ll be praised.

International Simp for Gravy Day is a ‘must do’ and boosts Gravy’s ego. Please celebrate it.

by Jesus-San March 12, 2021

Simp

Not someone named Gurtej.

Gurtej isn't a Simp

by TetrixLover69420 May 7, 2021

Simp

Simp, simpleton

Any man who does anything for a woman no matter how much there getting back. Symptoms include but not limited to: stoping showing up to bro night because they’re too pussy whipped and ignoring the boys and making excuses. See a professional if symptoms last more than 6 months. Anyone with the last name Peace has a high risk of becoming a simp. Treat immediately, if a ring around the finger appears, your too late.

Ex. 1 We haven’t seen our boy Riley in months, he’s contracted a severe case of simp.

by Riley’sasimp March 21, 2020

alabama simp

owen is a alabama simp over his sister

“i don’t flex to impress my wife” “i’m not a alabama simp

by The teacher April 15, 2020