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Law of 1/3rd

The ratio of people you are allowed to sleep with when drunk versus amount when sober. The drunk equivalant of sleeping with one person while sober is sleeping with three people.
Based on the Law of 1/3rd I'm not a slut, I only slept with six guys when i was drunk!
by crownman June 18, 2011
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Slerf's Law

Slerf's Law is the idea that the most retarded outcome is the most likely.

Coined by Twitter user 0x_charlemagne, the origin of the name lies in a retarded meme coin dev named Slerf, who accidentally burned 53 thousand Solana trying to launch a meme coin called Slerf.
I thought I would make millions on this meme coin; instead, the stupid dev burned the entire supply. I should have seen it coming because of Slerf's law.
by 0x_Charlemagne March 19, 2024
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Big Law

Big Law is Tubbo in a lawyer persona, sometimes he goes into a different voice when in the Big Law persona.
Tommy: TUBBO! I NEED BIG LAW....
Tubbo: ok 1 second :)
Tubbo/Big Law: WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?!
by tubbomomentaandthebiglaw October 12, 2021
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Law of worthless teachers

the more you fit this category below the more useless the teacher/professor is to society.
1. number of kids about to fall asleep
2.number of kids absent
3. number of kids who goes to the restroom
4. number of kids who fail your class
5. number of kids who hates you <BIG ONE>
6. number of kids who drops out the first week of class
ex. JOHNNY was sleeping in class with 5 of his buddies. the teacher did nothing. He was so tired of teaching that he walked out to take a ciggy in the bathroom. half the class ditched the teacher to by KFC and watermelon on the side of the street just outside the school.

TEACH fits the Law of worthless teachers
by KFCmanagerLilice June 8, 2019
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Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do
"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"
by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024
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Goober x Law

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..
by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024
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Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"
Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law
by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023
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