Salamander fun house

A gay male slides a slippery salamander down his pants
It tickles him he does a dance
He feels good inside so much so it puts him in a trance
Silly little salamander jumps onto his liver
His intestines, his appendix, his heart starts to quiver

But to his relief the salamander can’t go back into the river
He can never find him again no matter how much he ganders
This my friend is the fun house of salamanders

I went to the aquarium and I got salamander fun housed, it was the best experience of my life.

by dickwitcha June 19, 2022

H is for House

A house that serves conditions.

H is for house gamags glem

by Vivansh June 28, 2022

Slags house

When a slag (eva ) has a house party/sesh and she shags every time

Jake- you going to slags house

Calum- yea but do you want to put a bet on who she shags ?
Jake- you will win tho!
Calum- always do

by Cjd118 June 29, 2022

Crushing the Steak House

Look Going down on Winton

I was crushing the steak house and he loved It

by Steken5423 February 14, 2022

you picked the wrong house fool

ah shit here we go again

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool

by anonymous February 16, 2022

house banging

Aggressively head banging, off beat, at a house music show.

Bro, did you see that dude in the corner House banging at the Tiësto show? RIDICULOUS!

by Cooc0024 February 26, 2022

Whores In This House

A 1992 classic by Frank Ski that played at the Baltimore clubs.
It was heavily sampled in many tracks including WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, which came out in 2020.
The phrase was voice by Al T McLaran.

Al T McLaran: There’s Some Whores In This House!
Cardi B: That’s some wet ass pussy.

by gregben February 27, 2022